FEROCIOUS SONJA

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Friday, July 10, 2009

I dumpstered me a sweet-ass kitchen table

So I forgot to mention that on Monday I walked into my new back lane and lo and behold, a fucking awesome kitchen table is sitting beside a dumpster, waiting for me like an obsessive but much-desired lover.

This table is exactly what I've been fantasizing about. Life is so weird.

Now all I can do with myself is obsess over the couch I want to find waiting for me in some other back lane, hopefully close to a friend who has a truck.

2 Comments:

At Friday, July 10, 2009, OpenID feralgeographer said...

that's rad! i was just writing about my latest street-score too! 'tis the season... good luck with the couch. last time i needed one, i ended up dropping $90 at sally ann, but figure it was worth it since the rest of my furniture has been free.

 
At Monday, July 13, 2009, Blogger DrĂ©a said...

Ooooh yeah. And we got one for me yesterday (all decked out with sparkly bits) during our gorgeous walk on our "cat day" and you carried it all the way home like a slutty sexy bartender. You rock my box, baby.

 

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